The Dictionary Your Parents Need

A question for my peers: do you ever say something completely normal and your parents look at you like you just beamed down from a UFO?? Yup, thought so. Well, if you don't have one of those tooootally cool parents that knows every word you say (parents, if you attempt to talk like us, here's a bit of advice: don't.), send them this link so they'll at least have some idea of what you're trying to say. Warning: I am posting the PG-13 versions of all of these, and though most of them are really not bad, you still won't completely understand them, so please do not attempt to say them. Thanks.

• Typical White Girl: an activity that personifies the starbucks-loving shopaholic "oh. em. gee." teenage girl
• Can't Even: to be unable to comprehend or deal with a situation
• Bruh: dude. what. no. stop.
• Hipster: glasses. suspenders. indie music. you get the idea.
• Perf: there is nothing more perfect.
• Salty: jealous. bitter.
• Thirsty: desperate.
• Yasssss: absolutely YES
• Thot: well, it technically stands for "That Hoe Over There" soooo
• fr: forreal man, forreal.
• The Struggle (Is Real): life is so tough, first world problems, privilege kid problems, etc.
• (Eyebrow, Hair, Etc.) Game Strong: looking good! 
• Legit: this is real stuff.
• I Ship It: a relationship you totally want to happen.
• On Point: perfect and awesome and beautiful 
• Weak: laughter to the point of physical weakness. usually used much like "lol"- when you are actually not laughing at all.

Hope you enjoy these. There are many more, but these are the first ones that came to mind. 

xoxo, a.